Fun_People Archive
20 Dec
Luke! I am Father Christmas!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 100 00:30:44 -0800
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It's the classic fight between good and evil, an epic battle between Darth
Vader and Luke Skywalker.  Suddenly, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and
says, in a hoarse whisper: "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"

Luke exclaims "NO!!!"

"It's true, Luke.  [breathe]  I *know* what you're getting for Christmas!"

Luke tries to ignore this, but can't: "How could you know this?!"

Vader replies, "I felt your presents."

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