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Fed Prescribes 'Controlled Burn' of DOT.COMs

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FED PRESCRIBES 'CONTROLLED BURN' OF DOT.COMS
Most Aggressive Move Yet Would Thin Out 'Overgrown' Sector

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) - Comparing the Internet
to an uncontrolled and overcrowded forest, the Federal
Reserve today authorized a "prescribed burn" to incinerate
the vast majority of Internet companies, a move the Fed
hopes will thwart inflation by depriving the blazing U.S.
economy of fuel.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/052200/satire-fedremedy.html
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