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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/07/00
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Excerpted-from: 03/07/00 -- ShopTalk
Tuesday March 7, 2000
http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm
"I think the pill altered female thinking. When
you think of millions of women were taking daily
hormones, you cannot deny it must have changed their
personalities. I truly don't think feminism would
have reached such absurd proportions if there were
no pill. It must have had an effect.
--Director Roman Polanski
&&&&&&&&&&
George W. Bush was the top pick in a new presidential poll of school kids
conducted by Scholastic. The kids are smart -- they figured he would help
the curve. (Jim Rosenberg/ www.mrmonologue.com)
South Carolina's Bob Jones University announced over the weekend that it
will DROP its ban on interracial dating. For this controversial college,
it's a stunning announcement. This means conservative Republicans can now
date MODERATE ones! (Burkard)
Millions of voters will go to the polls on Super Tuesday. In our Democratic
model, we work under a plurality system. The winner is the candidate with
the most money. (Alan Ray)
© 2000 Peter Langston