Fun_People Archive
18 Dec
Today's Standup Elvis Reference - 12/18/95

Date: Mon, 18 Dec 95 23:22:07 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Today's Standup Elvis Reference - 12/18/95

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)

My mother would mention Elvis Presley; see, he was not cool when I grew
up, he was this fat man who sweated a lot and played in Las Vegas ... I
would go "Ma, Elvis Presley is a jerk". She would say, "Yea, well, he may
be a jerk, but he is laughing_all_the_way_to_the_bank_."  What my mother
didn't know was that by that time Elvis was on so many drugs that he
pretty much _laughed_everywhere _he_went... I DON'T THINK GOING TO THE
BANK HAD A HELL OF A LOT TO DO WITH IT.
		-- Bob "The Bobcat" Goldthwait

© 1995 Peter Langston