Fun_People Archive
13 Dec
Steamy Winter Story

Date: Wed, 13 Dec 95 23:58:42 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Steamy Winter Story 

Forwarded-by: lanih@info.berkeley.edu (Lani Herrmann)
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu (Jennifer L Michael)
Forwarded-by: Shannon Michael

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car
breaks down. It will take a day to fix it, so they decide to spend the
night in a nearby motel. But the motel has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
	circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room.
	I'll sleep on the lounge and you can have the bed.
Nun: Alright, father; if you say so.

They prepare for bed in their agreed-upon places.
Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you an extra blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Well Sister, I don't suppose the Lord would mind, under the
	circumstances, if we acted as man and wife - just for this one night.
Nun: Alright, father; if you say so.
Priest: Good... you can get up and get your own damn blanket!

© 1995 Peter Langston