Fun_People Archive
13 Dec
Each and every day the Net gets just a little bit stranger.

Date: Wed, 13 Dec 95 03:06:37 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Each and every day the Net gets just a little bit stranger.

[Isn't it nice when the lyrics really scan well?... -psl]

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: "G.O.G." <OMITTED@alexandria.lib.utah.edu>
Forwarded-by: Marcel Dubois <marcel@ocv.com>

Walkin' round in women's underwear
    (to be sung to "Walkin' in a winter wonderland")

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?"  I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

© 1995 Peter Langston