Fun_People Archive
16 Nov
UC lightbulb jokes

Date: Thu, 16 Nov 95 13:08:04 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: UC lightbulb jokes

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
[The more experienced will recognize many old friends recast in
 'new' forms... -- Lani]
Forwarded-by: Mark Witteman <witteman@iii.com>
From: gill@nature.berkeley.edu (Samantha Jean Gill)

How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.

How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
11, one to change the bulb, and 10 to share the experience

How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
0, Davis doesn't have electricity.

How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, one to change the bulb, and one to crack under pressure.

How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1, but he gets six credits for it.

How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
76, one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the lightbulb's right not to
change, and 25 to counterprotest.

How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
O, Irvine looks better in the dark (Ditto Riverside).

How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

© 1995 Peter Langston