Fun_People Archive
25 Sep
Who's Who

Date: Mon, 25 Sep 95 11:55:12 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Who's Who

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Laura Mancuso <Lmancus@aol.com>

Who's Who, according to some journalism students at ASU.

Alzheimer's          Imported beer
Yasir Arafat         Israeli leader
Count Basie          Vampire
Charles Bronson      Convicted California killer
Fidel Castro         Palestinian leader (wife buys lots of shoes)
Tom Clancy           White House spokesman
Jesse Jackson        Leader of Moral Majority
NOW                  Nation of Women
Sandra Day O'Connor  Actress on "LA Law"
OSHA                 Killer whale at Sea World

	-- Newsweek Magazine

[I knew that!  Seriously, there are few things quite as amusing as SEI
 (somebody else's ignorance) especially when the somebody else is from
 the group that tells us much of what we know (journalists)... -psl]

© 1995 Peter Langston