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23 Jun
Top Ten Signs Newt Gingrich Has Gone Mad With Power

Date: Fri, 23 Jun 95 12:19:11 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top Ten Signs Newt Gingrich Has Gone Mad With Power

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 "Signs Newt Gingrich Has Gone Mad With Power"

 List read on February 9, 1995

10. Has beaten several Democrats to death with his gavel
 9. Now claiming he invented the Fig Newton
 8. Sending bus full of Cub Scouts to conquer Mexico
 7. U.S. map on office wall reads "Newt York" & "Newt Jersey"
 6. Insists Ed Sullivan Theater be kept freezing cold--and there's
    not a damn thing we can do about it!
 5. Has written new book: "Newt Gingrich's Contract With My Pants"
 4. Begins every session of Congress by singing "I Got You Babe" with
    Sonny Bono
 3. Actually thinks he's got as much power as Hillary
 2. He's been sportin' one of them Ito beards
 1. Two words: The crown

© 1995 Peter Langston