Fun_People Archive
20 Jun
Church Bulletin Announcements 

Date: Tue, 20 Jun 95 12:57:23 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Church Bulletin Announcements

Forwarded-by: lanih@info.berkeley.edu (Lani Herrmann)
Forwarded-by: Patricia Vanderberg <pvanderb@library.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: Jim Dwyer <jim_dwyer@macgate.csuchico.edu>
From: Shannon Bradford on Fri, Jun 16, 1995 9:43 AM

Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in
various church bulletins.

1.  Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

2.  Thursday night - Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.

3.  Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
    community.

4.  For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
    nursery downstairs.

5.  The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
    David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

6.  This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends
    of the church.  Children will be baptized at both ends.

7.  Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social.  All ladies
    giving milk will please come early.

8.  Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet.  Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put
    me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

9.  Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
    Club.  All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the
    Pastor in his study.

10.  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
     and lay an egg on the alter.

11.  The service will close with "Little Drops of Water."  One of the
     ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will
     join in.

12.  Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost
     of the new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the new
     carpet will come forward and do so.

13.  The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
     They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

14.  A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
     Music will follow.

15.  At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
     Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.
[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []