Fun_People Archive
18 Jun
3-, 6-, or 12-pack? - YMMV

Date: Sun, 18 Jun 95 12:16:29 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: 3-, 6-, or 12-pack? - YMMV

Forwarded-by: <norton@halcyon.com>

    A young man goes to the drug store to buy a package of condoms for the
first time.  He is, of course, somewhat bashful about the situation as he
asks the pharmacist for a package.  The pharmacist, being an understanding
fellow asks, "Well, son, would you like a 3 pack, a 6 pack or a 12 pack?"

    The boy stammers "Sir, what would you suggest?"

    The druggist replies "Well, the 3 pack, that's usually what the high
school kids get - one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.
And the 6 pack - that's what the college kids buy - two for Friday night,
one for Saturday morning, one for Saturday night, one for Sunday morning,
and one for Sunday afternoon.  And the 12 pack - that's what the married
folks buy - one for January, one for February....."

[YMMV == Your Mileage May Vary  -psl]

© 1995 Peter Langston