Fun_People Archive
14 Jun
WhiteBoardings

Date: Wed, 14 Jun 95 20:55:35 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: WhiteBoardings

Excerpted-from: WhiteBoard News for June 14, 1995
From: joeha@microsoft.com

"I never went to Starfleet Academy and never sat at the feet of the
groundperson Boothby, and I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or a
warp-core breach if they got into bed with me."
	- Actor Patrick Stewart of "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
	  during a graduation speech at Pomona College.
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Alabama Prison Commissioner Ron Jones says the first batch of 50 pink
uniforms intended for convicts who habitually expose themselves to female
guards "are not pink enough."  The uniforms are being redyed in a "hotter
pink," he says.
			[Collector's item alert!  -psl]
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Cleo the cat, of Hudson, New Hampshire, is nursing two bunnies.  Her mate,
Milo, found the baby rabbits in the woods and took them to Cleo after she
lost two kittens at birth, owner Emilio Risoni said.

© 1995 Peter Langston