Fun_People Archive
6 Apr
banjoke

Date: Thu,  6 Apr 95 16:33:34 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People, BGRASS-L@ukcc.uky.edu
Subject: banjoke

Q: If you push a fiddler and a banjo player off a 100 ft high cliff,
   which one will hit the ground first?

A: The fiddler, because the banjo player will have to stop to ask directions
   on the way down.

Of course this also works for: violin and viola players, Democrats &
Republicans, C & COBOL programmers, hackers and AOLers, you name it...

[This effectively via cate3@netcom.com and bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU]

© 1995 Peter Langston