Fun_People Archive
11 Mar
JOTD -- liars & politicians

Date: Sat, 11 Mar 95 12:16:10 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JOTD -- liars & politicians

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: dfitzpat@interserv.com

ShopTalk for Friday March 10, 1995


"Emad Salem, a star prosecution witness in the World Trade center bombing,
has admitted to so many lies that he's been made an honorary O.J. defense
witness." (Tony Peyser)

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Jay Leno, on The Newt's gay half-sister speaking in Washington: "She talked
about the pain of realizing that a member of her own family was a
politician...to find out that you have one of those Congress people in your
home."

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Comic Argus Hamilton, on GOP's furor at Republican Hatfield for voting
against the balanced budget amendment: "He said he wouldn't vote for it
because of principle. That sent everyone scurrying for a dictionary."

© 1995 Peter Langston