Fun_People Archive
19 Nov
Not Subtle

Date: Fri, 19 Nov 93 13:55:10 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Not Subtle

 From: vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU!bostic (Keith Bostic)

 From Jim Muchow:
    Given recent events in Florida, the tourism board in Texas has developed
    a new advertising campaign based on the slogan "Ya'll come to Texas,
    where we ain't shot a tourist in a car since November 1963."

 From Dave Barry on WBEZ (local NPR):
    "If you lived in Miami, you'd be dead by now."

© 1993 Peter Langston