Fun_People Archive
17 Nov
Don't Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before


Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 19:21:40 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Don't Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

   [Goon Show extract:]

Moriarty:  Stop the car!

Thynne:    Why?

Moriarty:  I thought I saw a greek urn buried in the sand back there.

Thynne:    What's a greek urn?

Moriarty:  ... It's a vase made by Greeks for storing liquid.

Thynne:    ... I wasn't expecting that answer.

Moriarty:  Neither were quite a few smart-alec listeners.



[=] © 1992 Peter Langston []