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13 Nov
Quite Rabid - The Election, According to the Jefferson Airplane?

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Subject: Quite Rabid - The Election, According to the Jefferson Airplane?

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From: "James S. Tyre" <jstyre@jstyre.com>
[Music by the Jefferson Airplane, lyrics by James S. Tyre  -psl]

	One count makes you larger
	And one count makes you small,
	And the ones that Pat Buchanan gives you
	Don't do anything at all.
	Go ask BoreGush
	When they're ten feet tall.
	And if you go chasing ballots
	And you know you're going to fall,
	Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
	Has given you the call.
	Call BoreGush
	When they were just small.
	When the people on the election boards
	Get up and tell you where to go
	And you've just had some kind of mushroom
	And your mind is moving low.
	Go ask BoreGush
	I think they'll know.
	When logic and proportion
	Have fallen sloppy dead,
	And the White Knight is talking backwards
	And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
	Remember what the Daley said:
	"Vote the dead. Vote the dead. Vote the dead."

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