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6 Oct
Got Milk?

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Date: Fri,  6 Oct 100 10:10:03 -0700
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The student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the
final exam paper. The question directed:

"Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write?

He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for
the best:

1.    No need to boil.
2.    Available whenever necessary.
3.    Cats can't steal it.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again,
what to write?  Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed
again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly,
he scribbled his final answer:

4.    Available in attractive containers.

© 2000 Peter Langston