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The Comedian's-eye View of 06/06/00

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Excerpted-from: 06/06/00 -- ShopTalk

                         Tuesday June 6, 2000
                 http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm

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"The sexuality of older women is perhaps the most neglected area of human
sexuality," write Drs. Barbara Bartlik, a psychiatrist with Cornell
University in New York City. The details can be found in her new book,
"Driving Miss Daisy ... Wild!" (Jim Rosenberg/ (http://www.mrmonologue.com)

Patrick Swayze crashed his Cessna into a Prescott Valley, Arizona,
subdivision. Luckily no one was hurt, but that's, let's see - Patrick
Swayze, Matthew Perry, Halle Berry, OJ's daughter, Kelsey Grammer and
Catherine Zeta-Jones. Looks like the NRA may be right - Guns don't kill
people, overpaid, self-indulged movie stars kill people. (Bill Williams/
acmehumor)

Microsoft is denying rumors that the company was getting ready to move to
Canada. However, Microsoft has not denied rumors that it just bought Canada.
(Guy Nicolucci http://members.tripod.com/guynico/thesearethejokes.html)

Five years after the "trial of the century," lawyer F. Lee Bailey is
spilling new secrets.  Bailey told a Florida court that O.J. Simpson had
trouble passing a lie detector test.  The test was stopped, and the results
now have vanished!  We knew the shovel was in the back of Simpson's Bronco
for SOME reason! Richard Burkard/ http://www.LaughLine.com

"Survivor" is a ratings hit. Sixteen desperate people try to eliminate each
other from competition. The experience is not only teaching them
perseverance, it's preparing them for a career in Hollywood.  (Alan Ray)

© 2000 Peter Langston