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24 Jan
Animals think the darndest things.


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Dog: "Why do they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl?"

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think
I'll mind eating the same old fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me
for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am
lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give
me a cracker?  Hell, no!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog: "What a headache... What the... HEY!!!  Where are my balls?!?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  Now *there's* a new one!"

Dog: "Human legs are such teases."


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