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17 Dec
Jewish Jeopardy [Warning: very silly]

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Subject: Jewish Jeopardy    [Warning: very silly]

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  We give the answer, you ask the question

A: Midrash
Q: ____ __ _ ______ ____ ____ _______?

A: The Gaza Strip
Q: ____ __ __ ________ _____ _____?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
Q: ____ __ _ ______, _ _____, ___ _ _____?

A: Sofer
Q: __ ____ __ ____ _______ __ ________?

A: Babylon
Q: ____ ____ ___ _____ __ ______ ____ _______?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
Q: ____ ___ _ ___, _ ___, ___ _ ___?



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A: Midrash
Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
Q: What is a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

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And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering
circumcisions via the internet.........

        The service is to be called E-MOIL

© 1999 Peter Langston