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23 Sep
Chauffeur Benefits

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 99 09:46:34 -0700
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Subject: Chauffeur Benefits

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The Catholic chauffeur was bragging to his friend about how well he was
treated by the Jewish family who employed him.

"You wouldn't believe it," he said.  "I get tips galore, and they always
buy me lunch or dinner when I drive.  My salary is great, with benefits!
I get off all holidays, including the Jewish ones, like Rosh Hashanah."

"That sounds pretty good," said the friend.  "What's Rosh Hashanah?"

"Oh, that's the Jewish New Year when whole families gather to celebrate the  
anniversary of creation and they eat bread or apple dipped in honey and blow  
the Shofar."

"Wow!" said the amazed friend.  "Those are SOME benefits!"

© 1999 Peter Langston