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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/01/99


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Excerpted-from: 03/01/99 -- ShopTalk

                         Monday March 1, 1999
                 <http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm>

     "Barbara Walter's interview with Monica Lewinsky will air Wednesday.
      And President Clinton said, 'Ironically, we'll be bombing Iraq that
      day.  What a coincidence.'  What are the odds?"
							-- Jay Leno
                               &&&&&&&&&&

The Senate is holding hearings on whether to kill the independent counsel
law. "Republicans and Democrats seem to agree independent counsels don't
work. Well, at least Ken Starr was able to prove something with that $45
million." (Daily Scoop)

"Ted Turner has suggested that adultery be removed from the Ten
Commandments. He wants to replace it with 'Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbor's duct tape'." (Zack Taylor - Westwood One Radio Network)

Researchers say they have been able to slow down the speed of light. "Know
how they do it? They take a beam of light and aim it at a post office."
(Leno)


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