Fun_People Archive
17 Dec
Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukah / Kool Kwanzaa / Happy New Year /

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 98 15:52:06 -0800
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Subject: Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukah / Kool Kwanzaa  / Happy New Year /
	Silly Solstice . . .

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Forwarded-by: Matthew Kleinosky <mkleinosky@bigfoot.com>

	Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our
	best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
	responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
	celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
	the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
	of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
	respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
	traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
	religious or secular traditions at all . . .

	and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
	medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
	generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not without due
	respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
	contributions to society have helped make America great,
	(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
	other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
	hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
	age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
	platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.


	(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
	This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
	is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
	greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
	implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
	is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
	sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to
	perform as expected within the usual application of good
	tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of
	a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
	warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
	of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

© 1998 Peter Langston