Comments Appropriate at Wine Tastings
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 28 May 98 01:19:10 -0700
Subject: Comments Appropriate at Wine Tastings
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"Stick your nose all the way in"
"She needs to open up a bit"
"I've had a 69 with my sister"
"My God! Check out the legs on that Blue Nun!"
"I keep Sherry on the rack in my cellar"
"I find the Californians flaccid and the French hard"
"There are too many whites in this room"
"He needs to practice the swirl"
"She caught me sneaking Helen Turley into the house"
"We're going to be doing it vertically"
"You have to pull it out slowly, otherwise it'll shoot all over the place!"
"Have you tasted Joseph Phelps?"
"I'm smelling leather right now"
"Me and the guys did a 10 year old Tawny, it was sweet"
"Mind if I check out your screwpull?"
"Ladies, any of you enjoying my Beaune?"
"Wow that really swelled up, can you stick it back in?"
"Let it glide across your tongue"
"I'm sorry Madame, but your Pouilly-Fuisse is awfully dry"
"I was really lucky to get a case of the Clape."
"Spit or swallow?"
© 1998 Peter Langston