Fun_People Archive
16 May
Monica & Ted

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 16 May 98 16:55:18 -0700
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Subject: Monica & Ted

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Contest Goal: to use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick

	Contestants' Entries:

Entry # 1

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry # 2

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
 Since you look such a mess,
 Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Entry # 3

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
 That an intern is better
 Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown.

Entry # 4

There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
 When on Kenneth Starr's lap
 She confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky"*.

* Nijinsky the thoroughbred racehorse, not to be confused with the dancer.

© 1998 Peter Langston