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6 Dec
What you hear ...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat,  6 Dec 97 23:38:56 -0800
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Subject: What you hear ...

Forwarded-by: Holzwoman <Holzwoman@aol.com>

 What a woman says:

	"Cmon...This place is a mess!
	 You and I need to clean up.
	 All your socks are on the floor;
	 you'll have no clothes at all
	 if we don't do laundry now!"


 What a man hears:

	"C'MON....blah, blah, blah
	 YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
	 blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
	 blah, blah, NO CLOTHES. blah
	 blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!"


[And while we're on the subject of Gary Larsen cartoon rewrites...

 What the caller says:

	"Okay, in this next contradance
	 there's a balance and swing in the
	 first A part and a hay in the B part
	 but not much swinging.  The whole
	 dance has a real flowing feel."

 What the band hears:

	"blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
	 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
	 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
	 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
	 blah, blah,  a REEL,  blah, blah"

-psl]

© 1997 Peter Langston