Fun_People Archive
19 Jan
Life in the Lounge Lane

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 19 Jan 97 01:25:44 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Life in the Lounge Lane

Forwarded-by: Paul & Joan Blumstein <pbjb@cinenet.net>

After the handsome tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge,
he beckoned the waitress back and said in a very soft voice, "Miss, would
you give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!"  gasped the girl.
But she smiled and added, "Sure, why not?  It's pretty slow here right now,
so let's go!"

When the pair returned an hour later, the man returned to the table where
his drink was still waiting.  The waitress gave him a wink and asked, "And
will there be anything else? "

"Yes, ma'am" replied the tourist.  "In Virginia we take awa bourbon and
water cold... Now I'll really need a piece of ass for my drink..."

© 1997 Peter Langston