Fun_People Archive
18 Nov
Contenders for the DUH Awards for 1996...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 96 21:19:22 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Contenders for the DUH Awards for 1996...

Forwarded-by: Lou Katz <lou@metron.com>
From: the .sig for David Harris <David.Harris@pmail.gen.nz>

On the box of a clockwork toy from Hong Kong:
   "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
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From: Barry Perlman

A friend of mine told me about a notice he found on his
motorcycle.  It read, approximately:

	"Do not drink the battery fluid.  Our lawyers made
	us say that.  We also recommend you do not chew on
	the tires while the motorcycle is in motion."
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From: Ken Fishkin <fishkin@acm.org>

I was microwaving something the other day, and it had this notice on it:
        WARNING: hot when heated.

© 1996 Peter Langston