Fun_People Archive
19 Sep
By hooker by crook -- QOTD

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 96 11:52:05 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: By hooker by crook -- QOTD

Forwarded-by: Jef Jaisun <eljefe@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Jim_Kirk_at_dnrwater@ima.isd.state.in.us (Jim Kirk)

  "The Washington, D.C. Police Department has decided not to
  press charges against Sherry Rowlands for prostitution down
  there in Washington, D.C. She, of course, was Dick Morris's
  hooker. The reasoning behind not pressing charges, they said,
  Oh well, you know, if we lock up every hooker in Washington, D.C.,
  who'll be left to smoke crack with Mayor Marion Barry?'"
                                    -- Dave Letterman

© 1996 Peter Langston