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16 Apr
Thank you for calling the Starship Enterprise


Date: Tue, 16 Apr 96 12:55:17 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Thank you for calling the Starship Enterprise

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Wendy.Nather@gb.swissbank.com

     Subject: Star Trek
     Author:  giffind (giffind@gb.swissbank.com) at unix/o2=mime
     Date:    15.4.96 7:31 AM


     You take out your communicator and contact the starship Enterprise.
     In Star Trek, you are immediately contacting the right party. But in
     reality, here is what you'd have to contend with:

     "Thank you for calling the Starship Enterprise. If you are sending
     a distress signal, press 1. If you would like to be beamed up, press
     2.  If you are an omnipotent god-being who is trying to take over
     the universe, press 3. If you are a green-skinned alien female
     interested in seducing our captain, press 4. If you have a
     rotary-dial communicator, please hold and wait for Lieutenant Uhura."


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