Fun_People Archive
18 Mar
Burning for each other?

Date: Mon, 18 Mar 96 16:08:40 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Burning for each other?

Forwarded-by: SCruzin@aol.com

Lose weight while satisfyling your sexual appetite.  We all know sex is an
aerobic activity at least the way we used to do it, but not until recently
has anyone calculated the calories we burn while making our moves. So plan
your next romantic evening according to the following chart from the All-New
Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, by Richard Smith.

   ACTIVITY                                          CALORIES BURNED

Phone sex ................................................ 9
      Using your car phone .............................. 22
      While trying to parallel park ..................... 80
Respectful rubbing ...................................... 17
Frantic groping ......................................... 40
Removing her bra ........................................ 11
      If you can't figure out how it opens .............. 25
Talking dirty to each other ............................. 16
      In a British accent ................................ 1.5
Tossing another log on the fire ......................... 19
      From across the room .............................. 50
Buying condoms, if you're:
      Uninhibited ........................................ 4
      Self-conscious .................................... 55
      Not sure of your size ............................ 108
Inserting diaphragm
      If she does it .................................... 18
      If you do it ....................................... 0.572
      If it pops out .................................... 11
      Chasing it ........................................ 57
      Retrieving it from behind bureau .................. 21
      From your neighbor's bird feeder .................. 75

Excerpted from the All-New Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex.
Copyright 1995 by Richard Smith.

© 1996 Peter Langston