Fun_People Archive
29 Nov
Yet More Dan Quayle Quotes 

Date: Wed, 29 Nov 95 00:54:52 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Yet More Dan Quayle Quotes

[These are ones that I haven't set out before - oh, okay, they're really the  
ones that I don't remember sending out before, and I know. it doesn't mean you  
haven't seen them before, but even so, you'll probably want to add them to  
that file of Dan Quayle jokes you're keeping... -psl]

Forwarded-by: jackd@heart.cor.epa.gov (Jack Doyle)
Forwarded by: dave_wolf@om.cv.hp.com

		Dan Quayle quotes.

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was
that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those
people."
                -- J. Danforth Quayle

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a
tremendous impact on history."
                -- Vice President Dan Quayle

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
         -- Vice President Dan Quayle

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and
the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame
for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings?
The killers are to blame."
		-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am.  At least she knows she still has
a job next year."
		-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
		-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/18/90

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
		-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/22/90

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle
may or may not make."
		--  Vice President Dan Quayle

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
		--  Vice President Dan Quayle

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
		-- Vice President Dan Quayle
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