Fun_People Archive
13 Jul
Hugh Grant one-liners

Date: Thu, 13 Jul 95 12:25:43 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Hugh Grant one-liners

[We seem to be having a slow news year -- first O.J. and now this...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: squeeze@omni.voicenet.com (Bob Stein)
Forwarded-by: rec.humor.funny

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From: busser@orca.ib.stortek.com (Rick Busser)
Subject: Hugh for President

I think if Hugh Grant ever decides to run for President he
could use the old "She sucked but didn't swallow" excuse that
worked so well for Clinton.

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From: mwoods@dgs.dgsys.com (Mike)
Subject: Hugh Grant

I forget where I heard it, but I understand Mr. Grant's next movie will
be called "Four Twenties and a Hooker."

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From: babb@k2.sanders.lockheed.com (Scott Babb)
Subject: Hugh Grant Baseball?

Heard on Rock 101 (WGIR FM, Manchester, NH) during a newscast this morning:

"...the Red Sox relief pitchers have blown more leads than Divine Brown..."

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From: JanR200171@aol.com
Subject: HUGH GRANT ALIBI

HEARD ON WDNG RADIO ANNISTON,ALBAMA:

HUGH GRANT'S EXCUSE TO HIS GIRLFRIEND:
	MY CAR BROKE DOWN AND I WAS GETTING A $60 "TOW" JOB.

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From: dhaller@umich.edu (William Justin Williams)
Subject: Hugh Grant & Hockey

  From Ron McLean on 7/6's Hockey Awards:
"And Detroit...gotta love those octopi.  Eight limbs flailing everywhere,
and loads of bad ink...sounds like Hugh Grant's car.

Hugh Grant was sentenced the other day...he got 2 minutes in the box for
hooking."

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From: wjr0@delphi.com (Bill Rourke)
Subject: Re: Hugh Grant one-liners

Heard on the radio: "Hugh Grant sucked into controversy".

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From: geraghty@clark.net (P.J. Geraghty)
Subject: hugh grant

This morning on radio staion WBIG (100.3 FM) in Washington DC, the song
"you can't hurry love" finished and the DJ led in saying "Well, you can't
hurry love...unless you're Hugh Grant and the light's about to change..."

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From: cjones@au.oracle.com (Christopher Jones)
Subject: Car designs for movie stars


  From the radio:

Q. What BMW design feature does Hugh Grant like most?

A. All that head room.

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From: jen@ll.mit.edu (Jennifer Nolan)
Subject: Hugh Grant jokes (yet another)

In case you're still compiling one-liners...

A local radio station was having listeners call or fax in what
they thought would be good headlines for the Hugh Grant fiasco.

The winner was a fax entry:

        Hugh's Divine Ho Hum

© 1995 Peter Langston