Date: Sat, 15 Apr 95 03:21:25 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Forwarded-by: Jeff Sick <firstname.lastname@example.org>
From: a book by Spider Robinson [one of the Callahan stories? -psl]
WHEN YOU...swim inna da sea, an' a eel bites-a you knee, dat's a Moray!
He tells jokes he's a ham; his last name's Amsterdam - dat's-a Morey!
A New Zealander Man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori - !
when two patterns combine, in a way serpentine, that's a moire (w/ an accent)
If yer Vitamins be / mostly C, D, & E, take some more A!
Oh you play "What'd I say" very gay - won't you play that some more, Ray?
When a Canadian shows / you his mother, he goes "Dat's my Mawr, eh?"
With the high price of feed, it's for farmers in need - that's some mow hay!
My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's a
Moe-ray! (Hey Moe!)
...and last but certainly not least....
If King Kong has gone flat, rent the flick Vampire Bat: That's some more Wray!
© 1995 Peter Langston