Fun_People Archive
12 Feb
TOP TEN REASONS DAN QUAYLE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE
Date: Sun, 12 Feb 95 17:16:43 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: TOP TEN REASONS DAN QUAYLE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Aaron Barnhart <barnhart@mcs.com>
TOP TEN REASONS DAN QUAYLE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE
10. Manager at Dairy Queen wouldn't give him time off to campaign
9. Couldn't decide which Power Ranger to choose as running mate
8. Wants to devote more time to looking for Waldo
7. Has decided to run for President of Indiana instead
6. Didn't know whether or not there was an 'E' at the end of Quayle
5. Afraid that if elected, he'd have to do whatever Hillary says
4. Doesn't want to live in a house that everybody keeps shooting at
3. Scared folks might find out he's one can short of a six-pack
2. Just signed to co-star with Jim Carrey in 'Dumb and Dumber 2'
1. He's yella
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