Fun_People Archive
16 Dec
Important Market Research

Date: Fri, 16 Dec 94 14:25:21 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Important Market Research

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Keith Sklower <sklower@CS.Berkeley.EDU>

Subject: Heard on ABC radio network news this morning

Domino's Pizza reports a 23% increase in the number of pizza's
ordered by nude people this year.  The recipients tend not to
be very good tippers, frequently citing that "they don't have
a thing on them".  Domino's reports that the worst tippers are
owners of Lexus cars, and the best tippers are owners of Ford
Taurus's.

© 1994 Peter Langston