Fun_People Archive
12 Dec
A Modern Merry Christmas

Date: Mon, 12 Dec 94 12:28:04 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: A Modern Merry Christmas

Forwarded-by: John Randolph <jcr@SV.Legent.COM>
From: M Carling <mcarling@rahul.net>

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Uncle Sam is tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Uncle Sam is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Uncle Sam is tapping
Your phone.

© 1994 Peter Langston