Fun_People Archive
31 Mar
BQFAOS (Best Quote From An Orientation Speech)

Date: Thu, 31 Mar 94 13:59:28 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: BQFAOS (Best  Quote From An Orientation Speech)

Forwarded-by: cate3@netcom.com (Henry Cate)

"Mathematicians are the least expensive researchers to support.
All they need is pencils, paper, and a wastebasket -- and once
they turn philosopher, they don't even need the wastebasket!"

		- V. P. for Research (somewhere) to new employees

© 1994 Peter Langston