Re: Need info
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 94 14:28:20 PST
Subject: Re: Need info
Forwarded-by: J. Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.Berkeley.EDU>
Forwarded-by: Cal Herrmann <arminius@nature.Berkeley.EDU>
From: Soumen Nandy <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> Subject: Re: Need info
> Newsgroups: info.nets
>Gerardo Suner sez:
>> Can you send me some info.
> I'm sorry Gerardo, but according to the General Omnipotence Act
> of the Year 0000 AC <Anno Creatio>, you can't just get info like that.
> The Generally Omnipotent Deity [under the Uniform Information Monopoly Act
> of -7145 AC requires that you expend some effort towards the subject of
> your choice.
> We will, of course, be very happy to sell you an INFO-NET, with which
> you can catch your own information. [Hence our name]
> "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
> Teach a man to fish, and he'll never fix that loose screen door"
© 1994 Peter Langston