Fun_People Archive
13 Nov
UPOTW (unintentional pun of ...)

Date: Sat, 13 Nov 93 14:07:47 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: UPOTW (unintentional pun of ...)

 From: vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU!bostic (Keith Bostic)
 From: guy@auspex.com (Guy Harris)

[Hint: I seem to remember hearing that:
 1) sperm counts for males in general have been going down and
 2) Finnish men seem to have higher sperm counts than others.]

 From: entropy@world.std.com (Lawrence Foard)

... This brings up an interesting idea, what about sperm races :-)
Would drinking caffeine before a sperm race be permitted? 
Should men producing more sperm have a handicap, after all the
more sperm the more chance of one making it to the finnish line
first ...

© 1993 Peter Langston